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Reviews for Collywobbles (#1012)

Review by YOR on 10 Nov 2017 (Rating: 1)

This looks to be the only Harry Price game that is original. Alright it's clearly Gauntlet but I mean with original code rather than nicked from another game like all his other games did, unless it turns out to be taken from a game that's MIA or an unknown covertape from Yugoslavia that is. But for now it's an original game, and maybe we're seeing why Mr. Price spent his career stealing other people's games for a living, because he couldn't write his own games for shit. This is absolutely dire. It looks dreadful, plays like arse and what is he meant to be saying when he dies? I thought Freedom Fighter by The Power House had bad speech, this is dreadful. I simply refuse to review his other "games" no matter how bad they were as doing so would endorse the work of a man who made a living stealing other people's programs, they shouldn't be treated like games so they are better off being ignored as if they don't exist, fuck him. But seeing that this looked at least original I felt it was worth a look, and now I wish I hadn't.