Review by Raphie on 23 Jul 2013 (Rating: 2)
DIE ALIEN SLIME!!! Now this has to be one of the best names for any game and that was probably why I spent my dad's money on it...so is there a good game behind a good name...no.
Basically this tries to play like Alien Syndrome but is a tediously boring chore that has you wondering around a maze for about 6 minutes doing nothing but shoot enemies and collect an odd power-up along the way. Surely there could have been more to this?
The main gripe is the controls, your character moves a little too fast especially on narrow paths, meaning he'll get stuck on the edge and looses energy as a result, it's like he's had one too many at the bar.
Not terribly rubbish, I suppose blasting at the enemies are enough to avoid giving this a 1 rating, but it's just too tedious for me, all this wondering about for nothing.