Reviews

Coches is a 2013 racing game that pits you and another driver in a square track to see who is the true king of the road. Well we will never ever find out the answer, as 1. This is a two-player game and there's only one of me. 2. The controls are very bad, it's impossible to go fast without crashing and your car simply spins when doing turns so it's easy to end up going in the wrong direction when you just want to make a turn. And 3. There are no laps in this race. You just go round and round and round and that's it. Turns out it isn't really a race after all. Well, that's the end of that and I'm starting to wonder if this was even finished and did it really need a review? Well I do have the most reviews on this site after all so why the heck not hahaha ha haaaaa, God I really hope The Dean of Games comes back and knocks me off my perch some day.