Review by YOR on 21 May 2018 (Rating: 1)
Ah this one I played many years ago and hated it and years on I still hate it. The plot itself cannot be more stupid, Bigfoot, an ape, has to rescue his girlfriend, a human. Isn't such a thing illegal by law? Way to go with that one team. I google searched Bigfoot girlfriend to see if this plot had been used elsewhere, maybe I missed something perhaps, but I got more results for Bigfoot from Howard Stern than Bigfoot the myth, which sums the whole thing up really. It appears they confused Bigfoot with King Kong with the plot because King Kong of course falls in love with a girl and climbs a building with her in his hand. That works because it's the ape displaying the romantic weaknesses which therefore makes him vulnerable, here it's the chick falling in love with the ape and the two are in a mutual relationship, zoophilia in popular culture, who would've thought it? There's a song that fits with this and I can't think of which one, oh yes Breaking the Law by Judas Priest. Also, Bigfoot has to eat spinach, no that's Popeye and not Bigfoot! And of course the gameplay itself is rubbish, it's oh so easy to lose your energy here and the items you need to collect are a pain in the butt to actually collect and the pathetic graphics don't help in the slightest. And Code Masters asked us "Why Pay More?" Simple, because they are better games with better plots. This is easily one of the very worst Code Masters games ever, if not THE worst. Don't be expecting a "remastered" version of this on PS4 anytime soon, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if Code Masters are trying to forget this game, who can blame them?
