NSFW games

[DouglasReynholm]

Heartily concur with that. The Spectrum colours, although limited, are just so much more attractive than the colour palette of the C64. And a lot of graphics on the 64 could look blocky next to the Spectrum version of the same thing.

Careful with that, I said something almost identical not so long back and was accused, on here of all places, of being a spectrum fanboy!

[Fahnn]

Okay, I'm going to regret this. I know that I'm going to regret this but I'm doing it anyway. You only live once.

It's not quite done, I have a couple more things to add, and incorporating the loader and screen seems to have broken a couple of things in the main game (nothing serious, just presentation details which sort themselves out quite quickly anyway) but it is playable. It's not intuitive, because I pretty much didn't expect anyone else would ever be playing it, and there's little error-trapping for the same reason, but I think it's work-out-able.

I cannot stress strongly enough that this is not a game for everyone. Or anyone. If you are offended by anything, don't go near this. It's absolutely ridiculously over-the-top in terms of attempting to be offensive. There's stuff in there that even I think "hmm, maybe that's going a bit too far". Also, it's not actually as good as I wanted it to be. It's OK, but not quite the game I envisaged when I started. I've had to cut a lot because there wasn't enough memory to do everything I wanted.

But it's been a lot of fun to write, and I've certainly kept myself entertained writing all the various dialogues and situations. I'd be absolutely made up if anyone else enjoys it (or even wants it), but I'm not sure that's very likely.

However, I promised that I wouldn't link it from here for obvious reasons. It's on my site (see footer), but quite well-hidden (in fact, probably not findable). I can send the link to anyone interested enough, but you'll have to send me a private message for that. I'm kind of hoping that nobody does; I'm really not sure that I should be writing about this at all, but I know that if I don't do it now, I'll probably post a more cack-handed version of this message tomorrow, or the next day, or the next time I get drunk. So now is probably best if I'm going to do it at all.

But I will regret this.

[Ast A. Moore]

I prefer the graphics on the Spectrum, but not much beats the 64 for sound.

Peter. Can I have a word with you. In private. Please.

I’ll hold him down, while you . . . speak.

[Fahnn]

I really didn't want keep going on about this, but I've finally finished the porn game ("Trine Michelson's Hot Parts") and - no word of a lie - I'm really pleased with it. It's absolutely disgusting, of course, and I really wouldn't want anyone of a nervous or easily-offended disposition to go near it, I've already traumatised at least one person with this. But I'm happy with how it's turned out. It was only written for me to play, after all, and if anyone else can get anything out of it, that's a bonus.

It's very difficult, so there's a cheat mode now, which effectively allows control over all the important parts of being successful in the game, it really makes things easier. But you can cheat as much or as little as you want, it's quite a nice dynamic.

Link is below for anyone interested!

[djnzx48]

Seems a bit unrealistic. Selling videotapes in 2019?

[Fahnn]

Seems a bit unrealistic. Selling videotapes in 2019?

Trust me, that's not the most unrealistic thing in this game. Not by some distance

It's kind of deliberately set in a vague time period, anyway. Some of the actors are (real porn performers) from the 1970s, but the minor celebrities that sometimes appear are mainly from the last 20 years. And the list of magazines that review the films would suggest the 1990s. It's all a bit of a mish-mash, really.

[Morkin]

Had to have a go.

Not very good at this film-making lark but it got a 9/10 in Good Housekeeping, I'll take that.

[Fahnn]

Had to have a go.

Not very good at this film-making lark but it got a 9/10 in Good Housekeeping, I'll take that.

Based on a true story, too. Apparently, in 1974...

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[Fahnn]

Sorry, this again.

When I first posted a link on here to the finished game (still available folks!) there weren't a lot of immediate downloads. I found this completely understandable; I think I made it quite clear that it wasn't going to be something that everyone would enjoy. But a few days later it seemed to go a bit crazy, going from less than 5 downloads to 73 within a few days at the end of last month, plus another 13 this month and I couldn't figure out why. I've only ever mentioned it on this forum, nowhere else, so where was this new interest coming from?

I've figured it out now from my website stats, all the hits are coming from planetasinclair, because it actually got a review there! I really wish I'd known. Here it is:

https://planetasinclair.blogspot.com/20 ... parts.html

I can only read it in translation, of course, but I think it's a very fair review and the score is about right. I'm so pleased that the reviewer got into the spirit of the game and found it funny. I'm hoping that whoever did the review is a member of this forum, because I'd really like to thank them personally. I can't overstate how excited this made me when I found it. Definitely makes me want to do some more games in the future.

Edit: Got it, thank you Andre Leao! You are a gentleman and a scholar!

[Andre Leao]

Thanks

Glad you enjoyed the review. It is a fun game, indeed, and I loved your sense of humour

[Fahnn]

I've been asked to remove the link to the game from my earlier post, which I'm absolutely happy to do, but I can't figure out a way to do it. All I can do is quote the post or report it. Am I missing something obvious? I'm sure there used to be an option to edit the post but that's not there any more.

[edit] I can edit this one, though. Does the edit facility disappear after a certain amount of time? That would kind of make sense. But it doesn't really help.

[Dr beep]

My 2 cents .... a game I wrote after Villordsutch said that an arrow in another game looked like a willy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aX9R5Dhwb08