That''s because you're doing it wrong.R-Tape wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:11 pm Dear Sir/Madman,
After an invigorating sojourn to John Menzies in the high street, and buying a copy of Christmas Crapmas for £14.99, I am severely displeased to discover that the rigorously challenging first level was followed by a literally impossible second. There is a white enemy at the bottom right that moves one char every twenty minutes, which impedes progress on a level with a time limit of a mere 14 CGD units.
I would like to complain in the strongest terms, ask for a full refund, and call the author a bellend.
Felicitations
Desmond Gruntled, also Berks.
Regards,
A. Bellend.