Spectrum Computing

Joefish wrote: ↑Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:02 am Back when we were still banging rocks
Some people were in for some shocks.
A game came before us,
It's name was Buzzsaw+,
And now it's on tape in a box!!!

Banging rocks... Cave Johnson

Yesterday I had some sudden inspiration for more silly limericks, sorry!

There was a young man from Dumfries
Who had problems using cursor keys
He said, "6789
To me are just fine
I can move things with these keys with ease."

A train faring fellow called Malc
Typed railway times into Vu-Calc
And for the stations
Used abbreviations
e.g. Salford Central became SALC.

A philosopher from near Kinross
Pondered the meaning of N Statement lost
He thought, "I'm not certain
What my Spectrum's asserting."
The confusion he felt made him cross.

VuCalc, best one yet. I let out an audible chuckle, and bear in mind that I'm due at work soon.