It gradually got the hint that game reviews should be the bread and butter of a ZX Spectrum magazine, what with the success of Crash. Anyway, as it moved away from lengthy articles about the Speccy as a synthesiser and photo-based covers showing morris dancers and even a vicar holding a Spectrum, it started a regular 'gossip' column under the name of Gremlin (nothing to do with the Sheffield-based software label, which did confuse matters).
Filled with a sardonic take on industry happenings, it could be seen an anonymous SU writer trying to imitate Private Eye for the ZX Spectrum generation. It's nothing new for magazines having cheeky digs at figureheads and organisations, and it's like a breath of fresh air compared to a publication that just slightly rewrites press releases.
Anyway, the first Gremlin column began in January 1985.
Some highlights:
- Di's Baby by Bad Taste Software is a publicity-seeking gambit, but if you go looking for the game, it's probably the most MIA-est Speccy game there is. Not even hinted at on this site, and the reality is that it ended up on the Commodore 64 and nowhere else. It's a terrible Space Invaders clone. Wherever you stand on being a monarchist or a republican, it's objectively awful. Bad Taste Software only ever put out one other game (unsurprisingly, also not very good) and seemed to be a one-man outfit.
- That awful Hareraiser by Haresoft has a press release brilliantly ridiculed about the mostly-ignored game/competition.
- Bruce Everiss, formerly of Imagine Software has been punting his version of the software company's demise to any journalist who will listen. Gremlin then brings up the fact their sales director Colin Stokes got bugged and other software companies were tailed by private detectives hired by Imagine. Apparently Bruce is going to bring out a book on how the games industry works.
- Hewson gives a gold cassette to its programmer Mike Male for reaching 100,000 sales of his games Nightflite II and Heathrow Air Traffic Control and apparently has been "able to buy his own aeroplane".
- A photo of Mikro-Gen staff, one of them dressed up as Wally Week.