Anti-Piracy Message Generator

[Joefish]

Some of the phrases this comes up with are almost as hilarious as the real thing

https://www.monkeon.co.uk/piracyitsacrimegenerator/

[Evil Genius]

[Guesser]

This one creates great output (but you have to think of things you wouldn't do yourself )

https://youwouldntsteala.website/editor.html

[HEXdidnt]

This provided some much-needed merriment this evening!

Some of the combinations are completely bonkers.

[Lee Bee]

Having watched this advert, I can now see that I'm a filthy criminal because I've got the Spectrum Computing logo here at the top of my screen, which means I've "stolen" it from its rightful owners. Sorry about that.

Also having watched this advert… piracy seems kind of cool. The devil in me wants to watch YouTube walkthrough videos of Codemasters games without rightfully going to Boots and purchasing them myself.

[Juan F. Ramirez]

Pardon???

[Joefish]

It's the whole 'You wouldn't steal a car' thing. No, but if I could buy a blank car for 50p, park it next to a mate's Ferrari, wire up some jump leads, run the engine for twenty minutes, and drive away in an identical Ferrari with NWA blasting from the stereo, I guarantee every f****r on Planet Earth ruddy well would!

[Nitrowing]

I saw this a few days ago...