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Reviews for Crappy Crates (#30337)

Review by YOR on 22 Dec 2018 (Rating: 1)

It's another Christmas game with crap in the title, and after this I'm a bit disappointed that a Crap Christmas Jumper Simulator game doesn't exist, come on aspiring programmers, you know what to do for next year, just saying. But this game does actually live up to its name by being a crappy game with crates, in fact it's more than crap, it's downright abysmal. This game is played like Sokoban but nowhere near as fun. You can't push the blocks, you can only move them by going through the blocks so that they move on spot at a time. So say you want them to move to the right you have to go to the right side and go through the block, them go round and do it again, and again, and again. You can punch the blocks but this only works for going upwards like an uppercut punch, it never works for the sides. This makes the game so painfully tedious as completing the levels take much longer than they need to. I think in all honesty this is probably the worst version of Sokoban I have ever played, I mean the graphics are pretty but the gameplay is just tediously horrific. The one thing you can truly say about this is at least it lived up to its name.