Reviews

Santa needs your help. You are Santa. First he needs your help yet you are him looking for help, already I am confused. Anyway, as Santa you must retrieve the presents from the guardians. If you fail the children will no longer believe in you, what? And will kill their parents, what the fuck?! Oooookay I thought this was going to be a jolly Christmas game but instead it's more like The Christmas Day Massacre. As the opening text says you have to wonder around collecting presents and avoiding the enemies and other obstacles. The problem is he moves too fast and thus controlling him is a big issue, it's just so easy to hit something and lose a life. I guess with a name with crap in its title what else should I have expected?