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Reviews for Action Biker (#72)

Review by WhenIWasCruel on 05 Feb 2015 (Rating: 2)

Universally panned, but I've seen worse. Ride around a town in your motorbike while you're sleeping [...] trying to find your mate Marti, so that he doesn't miss his spaceflight at the spaceport. If you awake, it's over. If you finish your fuel, it's over. But it ain't over until it's over. Supposedly, you should be able to enter the houses, and search for your friends, but honestly I wasn't able to do it. I'm barely able to not awake, while most would probably be barely able to stay awake while playing this thing. Until now, my main goal has been trying to reach the gas station, so to make the game last a little longer, and find more exciting things about it. But I still haven't reached it. Nonetheless, this made me play again and again. So, it's vaguely playable, and the graphics aren't bad. Your motorcycle, soundwise, emits little farts and there's not much else. Sound is a bit ugly, in fact. A vaguely perplexing game.

Review by YOR on 04 Apr 2018 (Rating: 1)

I was quite addicted to Skips back in the day, but playing this makes me go off them forever, that's if they're still being sold. The whole plot is ridiculous, finding a house to enter is a matter of luck and finding items in these houses is even more luck based. I can't find anywhere to replenish fuel and I'm beginning to wonder if that is even possible. And you're riding a bike whilst you're asleep? What message is this sending our children? This is one the most tedious and hideous games you will ever play in your life, for the love of Skips avoid at all costs. And the author managed to misspell cursor as "curser" on the title screen as well, excellent.

Review by dm_boozefreek on 29 Oct 2018 (Rating: 1)

This game was complete shit!

But being based on a character from KP skips that was kind of obnoxious and stupid anyway what could one truly expect?

Well a motorbike racing game, or a stunt game or something moderately cliched, but half amusing.

No you got to drive around town, doing none quests for dumbfucks, and that's if you could even find said dumbfucks, and not end up walking into empty houses.

What a complete waste of life!