Game Name: Advanced Pro Wife Simulator
Programmer: Andy Kavanagh

Instructions: Before you decide to get married make sure you play this, it will really open your eyes. Make educated guesses as to what your wife wants to hear. Follow the onscreen instructions again.

Opinions:

Alistair:
This is an essential program for those people planning on getting married, and is just about classable as a game. Unfortunately the responses are far too realistic so no joy for this one.

Graham:
The rather nice looking machine code screen fade for this game made it look far too professional, and the software emulation of a wife's AI was much too realistic for this to be considered anything but a triumph of programming design.