Game Name: The Entertainer
Programmer: Gonad the Barbarian

Instructions: Listen to the tune The Entertainer.

Opinions:

Alistair:
Not a game. So sorry not a winner.

Graham:
A 128K rendition of the tune that gets just enough of it's notes completely and ear-jarringly wrong to ensure that I proclaim it the crappest program of the competition. Unfortunately it's not a game, so I have to disqualify it. Bad luck that man.