Game Name: Nails
Programmer: Joe Mackay

Instructions: Watch as lifes trials pass you buy and se your nails change levels. Truly engrossing.

Opinions:

Alistair:
Again not really a game, also the person who wrote this cannot win as they are at the same University that my brother works at.

Graham:
Without even going into the game proper, this game is my favourite by the virtue of having a loading screen that features "Vince" from the excellent Rex The Runt animation series. However, after going into the actual game, I find that it confounds me intensely by playing a BEEPed rendition of a tune from a cartoon that I can't remember the bloody name of, and further shoots itself in the foot by having a graphic description of the incredibly painful process of having your fingernails removed without anaesthetic